I spent the last day and a half with my best friend, Kaitlyn…upon my return home I found this letter waiting for me in my inbox.
Dear Rebekah,
If my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I’ve been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.
I set myself up as a technical support agent as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I’ve gotten quite adept at answering telegrams about broken horse shoes and how to reinstall wagon wheels but can not help with horse upkeep because that is considered tutorial on software.
I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Alorica Building, adjacent to the Pizza Hut, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 2010, destroy the time machine.
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Murphy for me. Also I get queasy going through massive jumps in history. Really wears down on you like that. I mean, it’s like “hey wow, how long have I been gone, eh? When was the last time I stopped for a bathroom break? 1655? Seriously?”
I know that you will give Murphy a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Beki, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You’ve been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You’ve made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. Your friend in time, Bug, Scott Stinson. September 1st, 1885.
If I succeeded in making you smile, even for a minute, then my mission is complete for today. :]